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Friday, February 25, 2011

All Purpose Clothes

When Abby pretends she is a mother (which is all the time) she always puts on high heels.  The obvious "she didn't get that from me" aside, I have to wonder if there is a hidden message there.  I don't want to say I wear pajamas all day (I'm not quite ready for that announcement) but I rarely get all dressed up just to scrub toilets and get snotted on.  I might throw on some jeans to leave the house but I usually stay in my all purpose clothes. 
What are all purpose clothes?  I'm so glad you asked.  First, let me tell you what all purpose clothes are not.  All purpose clothes are not pajamas and they are not sweats.  They may look like that to the untrained eye but they may only be called that when I wear them to bed (which I do). 
All purpose clothes can be worn to clean, nurse, they can be used as tissue by your children (not suggested use, just a job hazard), and they can be used to cook in.  And after you shower at night and put on a fresh pair, they can be used to sleep in. 
Perhaps Abby can not accurately portray the role of mother because I have not provided her with the right material. So I have come up with some clothes to throw in her dress-up bin.



P.S. I think these would go great with heels.

2 comments:

  1. Haha! Destiny, I love this! Your kiddos provide you with such comedic scenes that anytime I read about them, I am literally laughing out loud! Love it! And I agree...that outfit would go great with heels! Thanks for the great story!

    Love you!

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  2. I may wear all purpose clothes too!! =)

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