I have two kids who have asked for my opinion on who would win another type of war. A war that has not started but has been planned out. Quite frankly, I'm stumped. Perhaps you can help. Abby and Ethan spent all night drawing up their plans. Note exhibit A:
Black: Rifle Men
Brown: Tanks
Purple: Elite Troops
Yellow: Chain Guns
Red: Flame Throwers
Blue: Bomber Planes
Green: Canons
And Exhibit B:
This is Abby's Plan:
Purple: Blueberries
Blue: Police Officers
Silver: Knights
Pink: Berries
Brown: Mud Pies
Yellow: Sun
Orange: Lava
Peach: Fireman
(She was going to have another color which she said was going to represent "daddy" but she must have forgotten)
How am I to choose who would win? I mean, on the one hand, Ethan has a lot of fire power. But he has positioned them randomly. There is no order. Abby's is very orderly but I'm not sure how she plans on obtaining a sun. Actually, 8 suns. Ethan says having suns is cheating. I do, however, admire her Ode to the Heroes. I mean, she has knights, firemen and policemen.
At the end of the day I guess I would have to side with Abby. To be honest, I think she had me at mud pies. What do you think?
Abby has lava...LAVA. She wins.
ReplyDeletePlus, Abby has the Sun. It can melt people to death. That has to be worth a lot too.
ReplyDeleteOkay, when I read this, I was literally crying I was laughing so much! Thank you for sharing! Jay and I really enjoy the humor your children bring to our lives...I hope to repay the entertainment someday soon!! Miss and love you!
ReplyDeleteP.S. I'm with Abby. Jay's with Ethan.